So apparently there was a home invasion on the street next to mine.
A mother and her children were tied up and robbed.
Let’s put some things into perspective: I live in Ardsley, New York, which is in the county of Westchester. Some people who live in Westchester? Beyonce and Jay-Z, Martha Stewart, Meredith Viera, etc… Ardsley is a lovely little well-to-do suburb of the city where the worst crime is a Rolls Royce getting key-ed.
Now number one, my Forensic science-oriented brain is having a field day right now.
Number two, if my home were ever invaded, the first thing I would do would be to run to the kitchen, grab a knife, and stab that motherfucker. No one’s tying my ass up or robbing my shit.
Number three, the cops are so unequipped to deal with this, considering their only training is kids drinking at the gas station and maybe some weed or ecstasy.
Number four, seriously though, I would not hesitate to murder someone who was trying to hurt my family and take my stuff. I am very territorial.
Number five, I live at the top of a monstrous hill. My street is literally called Ridge Road. Who the fuck would walk up that recreationally?